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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free."
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"I was looking at some fetish porn on my phone... I came upon it by accident."
"*Secretly duct-tapes boomerang to the back of his car* Him: *Drives away* Me: *whispers* ""yeah, you'll be back."""
"How do you fit 20 Jews in a Cadillac? One in the driver's seat, one in the passenger, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster, then he rolled over and fell asleep."
"I hate when my cat brings in a dead bird and I have to pretend I enjoy eating it so I don't hurt his feelings"
"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"
"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""
"Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are."
"You know that scene in 8 Mile where Eminem disses himself so the other guy has nothing to rap about? That's basically my only plan in life."