183653

Joke of the Day

"The TSA doesn't take compliments well... All I said was that the TSA was the **BOMB** and they wouldn't let me leave!"

Next Joke
 
"Edward Scissorhand's death was probably from running."
"Mime Ninja Silent, But Deadly."
"Roses are red, violets are blue Enjoy the cancer I just gave to you"
"""Are you cold?"" No dumbass, I'm on fucking vibrate mode.."
"What is the male cover band of The Cranberries called? Boysenberries"
"What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!"
"What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple? Arachne"
"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted :)"
"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."
Terms & Privacy