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Joke of the Day

"What's black and doesn't work? A quadriplegic chimney sweep."

"I have a lot of road rage. FUCK ROADS!!!"

"Wanna hear a joke? Two men are about to have a duel and Man #1 tells Man #2 to draw his blade! Well Man #2 takes out some charcoal and papyrus and begins to draw a picture of his sword."

"*Relationship status* Me: I'm heading off now. Wife: Yayyy."

"I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted."

"Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ? One is really heavy........ The others a little lighter."

"Imagine Putting 5 worth of fuel in your car and your cars like ""well, since we're both being childish"" And refuses to open the door."

"I put out a Want ad for a psychic... It said, ""You know when and where to show up. Don't be late."""

"What operating system does Varys have on his computer? Unix"