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Joke of the Day
"What do fat chicks do in the summer? Stink."
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"I sexually identify as a mosquito... ... Because everyone wants to smash me."
"The other day, my friend told me I didn't know what ""irony"" meant... Which was ironic, because I didn't."
"Anybody else miss a time when if you REALLY wanted to show a pop idol you loved them, you assassinated them? (ATTN Bieber fans)"
"Gay test: are you gay ? If you answered yes, then you're gay."
"Just my luck... ""I sure do like your finger in my pussy, but your ring hurts."" ""Uh, I'm not wearing any rings. Baby, that's my wristwatch..."""
"""We're going to chop off your testicles so we can love you until we decide you need to die."" --pet owners"
"Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it's sarcasm -""I know I was being sarcastic back"" -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye"
"Alzheimer joke (can't remember if repost)"
"Hey Click this link."