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"Alzheimer joke (can't remember if repost)"
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"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!"
"We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags..."
"Just bought a copy of a talking holy book An Audibible."
"The HR takes the top 20 application folders from the pile and throw it in the trash. Those people have bad luck. We don't want people with bad luck."
"""I enjoy long walks on the bitch."" -a flea's online dating profile"
"What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? Snowballs"
"""Your storage is full"" thanks Apple, I'll just go and delete some photos of friends and family, but at least I'll always have the stocks app"
"Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine :p"
"I once held a PHD in the field of literature And then he asked me to put him down and pick up all the books I threw all over the grass"