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Joke of the Day
"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings I have a complex complex complex."
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"Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !"
"Why did the billionaire philanthropist spend his fortune bringing butter production to developing countries? Some men just want to see the world churn."
"[speaking to an attractive lady] ""How can a beautiful girl like you be single?!"" ""Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"""
"I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired"
"""Doctor I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" ""Next time take off the candles."""
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Why weren't you at the Halloween party? My costume was a black father so I couldn't be there."
"So I heard that Paul Walker, actor in Fast and Furious, died at the age of 40 in a car crash. I suppose he had bad *karma*"
"Amazon Prime Day."