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Joke of the Day

"Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables? You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!"

"I saw a bunch of youths hitting an old lady. I stopped my car, wound down my window and yelled, ""Excuse me, that's my mother-in-law."" ""And what?"" they replied. ""And she's still moving."""

"I was flipping through the Victoria's Secret catalogue and now I have a craving for ribs."

"What's the difference between cows and bulls? It takes longer to milk the bull."

"Friend asked me a personal question: Do I ever stick it in my girlfriend's... you know... her other hole? Ew no, she might get pregnant that way."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? It had a reptile dysfunction."

"Why was the man so down in the mouth? Because he ate his pillow."

"I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular."

"The Four Types of Orgasms The Good ""oh yes, oh yes"" The Bad ""oh no, oh no"" The Religious ""oh god, oh god"" And the Fake ""Oh *person's name*"""

"So I found out Viagra's pharmaceutical name. Mycoxafloppin"