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Joke of the Day

"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"

"Micromanager Knock Knock Who's there? Micromanager. Now, you say 'micromanager who?'"

"A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right' said his mother 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'"

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. ""For I did not speak of my own accord"" John 12:49"

"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."

"Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work? He required that their circuits have no resistance."

"It was delicious -1 2^3 E ....... And it was delicious"

"They say we are created in Gods image. So does that mean he smells the toilet paper after wiping too?"

"A fish swims into a wall Dam"

"No honey, there isn't a neighbor working with a nail gun this early. That was just my knees creaking when I got out of bed."