31141
Joke of the Day
"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"
Next Joke
"*gently carrying a burrito in my mouth like a mother cat with her kitten*"
"Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because all men are pigs."
"What dog can you only find on the beach? A cockle spaniel!"
"Did you hear Jill Stein and Al Franken are getting married? Their kids said they will hyphenate their last names to ""Franken-Stein."""
"*crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i'm having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok"
"A tombstone that has a scrolling LED marquee of your greatest tweets."
"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"
"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"
"Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar.... I said, is that a fret?"