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Joke of the Day
"why do women not need to wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"
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"What does ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."
"What do you call a Mexican whose lost his car? Carlos"
"Some relationships today will end over a ""Like"" on Facebook."
"Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem"
"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."
"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat She needs three extra syllables To fit in a haiku"
"FDFP-What is a fish's favorite sex position? BASS TO MOUTH Made this one up, not really sure if it would work though. Ass to mouth isn't a sex position per se."
"When I was young, at bedtimes... My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess."
"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"