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Joke of the Day
"I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you."
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"interview with donald trump interviewer:hey where did you get that money from? donald trump:i got it from my daddy"
"I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!"
"What's the difference between an Anorexic girl and an escalator? The anorexic would not eat Chinese."
"How fast do lesbians have sex? Lickety-split."
"Cop: You were speeding so I'm going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh, could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike"
"I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!"
"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"How do you describe eating just the right amount? Nom Nom Nominal"
"It's uncomfortable talking about how i got my cat fixed last week... But sometimes you gotta call a spayed a spayed"