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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"What's dark, and usually involved in crime? A balaclava."

"My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names... ...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain."

"I want to marry a girl named Jane So that when our kids act out, I can just say it runs in the janepool."

"I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time."

"What is the difference between Jared Fogel before prison, and Jared now? Before prison he was paid to eat footlongs."

"What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy? Sudden Lee"

"I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey and my Bahrain was like Oman I Israel Hungary so Iran."

"Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k."

"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."