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Joke of the Day

"Had a discussion with my boss about how lanyards can strangle.... conversation took a turn.... I am either fired or getting a HUGE raise x2"

"Have you heard of the book about airplane factories? It's riveting."

"This redditor is so N00b... He pondered for several hours as to why people in his comments thread kept calling his submission ""Overpowered"""

"I really thought my friend was my bro... Turns out it was just the placebro."

"How do you circumcise a guy from Florida? By punching the nearest ten year old boy in the back of the head."

"Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too..."

"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."

"What is long brown and sticky? A poo"

"Playboy is starting a new magazine specifically for married men. It has the same centerfold every month!"

"Elvis My wee pet mouse elvis has died ! He got caught in a trap !"