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Joke of the Day

"I really thought my friend was my bro... Turns out it was just the placebro."

"Q: Where do people who say ""shoot"" and ""darn"" go to? A: Heck"

"Me: [uncontrollable sobbing] I can't see you anymore. I won't let you hurt me again. Trainer: It was a sit-up. You did 1 sit-up."

"DOCTOR: u broke ur leg in five places, how did this happen ME:*flashback of me trying to carry too much ice cream up the stairs* bears."

"I hate when people inbox me to tell me how funny my status es are... Motherf*cker there is a ""like"" button for a reason!"

"Two Unix experts are talking about their age... - What is your date of birth? - 0 - Ohh, nice I was born in January too."

"What's red and smells like white paint? Red paint."

"A boy was born without testis Doctor asked the father: is there any member in the family who had the same anomaly. Father replied without missing a beat: yeah, his mother."

"Yo momma so fat... She's a Reddit admin!"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate food before it was cool"