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Joke of the Day
"If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one."
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"Donald Trump That's the whole joke."
"Survival of the Fittest Women in the New Zealand wilderness survives by drinking her own breast milk. Your turn Bear Grylls"
"A Priest and a Rabbi Are sitting in the park when a little boy walks by. The priest says ""Wanna fuck him?"". The rabbi says ""out of what?"""
"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex Honey I'm home"
"I used to live with a girl ...until she realized I was there"
"What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo."
"How do you make a Whiskey Sour? Crush it's hopes and dreams."
"What happens when a magician gets mad? He rips out his hare!"
"I always use incognito mode when looking at porn and video game walkthroughs. I don't want my wife to think I'm a cheater."