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Joke of the Day
"If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one."
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"I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That really stings ... I'm like the one thing she could get rid of."
"As individuals we are weak like a twig... But as group we might become a mighty faggot."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him."
"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off. (Da da tshhh)"
"A book fell on my head today... I can only blame myshelf."
"If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo... Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?"
"You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back."
"So a baby seal walks into a club I'll show myself out"
"My parents are a little weird...My mom wears my dad's clothes, and my dad wears my mom's clothes... They are transparents."