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Joke of the Day

"Cannibal kid... ...is walking home, chanting: ""I'm hungry, hungry, hungry!"" Half an hour later, he leaves the house, chanting: ""I'm an orphan, an orphan, an orphan!"""

"Just yelled ""F, YOU GUYS!"" to my students. Another perk of being a music teacher..."

"Bunny The energizer bunny just got arested for battery."

"What did the elevator say to the stairs? Never mind, I'll escalator"

"Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners? Because with them it always works out."

"My State of the Union I am from Illinois, but I also lived in Arizona for a while."

"Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it."

"Indians and their Discount. I asked Rajesh what time is it? He replied, "" Its 3 O'clock my friend but for you I will make it 2.30."

"How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists? It's not hard..."

"There should be an eBay for evil people so they can purchase evil people stuff without having their motives questioned."