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Joke of the Day
"Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it."
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"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.. heh"
"Cop: you're under arrest Me: no you are *cop arrests me* Me: fine but next time it's my turn"
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend until you realize they turn you into a shallow ho"
"What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
"What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish shop? Hello ladies"
"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"
"Why was the rooster going to the urinals? Because that's where all the cocks hang out!"
"""Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control."" My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. ""I'm saving this for later."""