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Joke of the Day

"How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists? It's not hard..."

"I have a flight to catch but there is a cat on my lap"

"What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

"A scientist and a philosopher..."

"I submitted ten puns to a pun contest to see which one would win.. No pun in ten did."

"I thought you were good looking, until I clicked ""view more pictures"""

"What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!"

"I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess."

"Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar."

"My son was crying and asked, ""why doesn't the dog have to wear pants?"" And it's like, I don't even know. So now I'm putting pants on a dog."