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Joke of the Day
"Salad tastes pretty good once you add some Nutella and throw away the salad."
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"What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe? Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you"
"What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !"
"He's dead, Jim. Bought the farm. Bit the pita. Shanked the llama. He's a shit pinata. He's gone elf. Dropped the fudgsicle. No more potatoes"
"What did one Jewish bird say to the other? ""Cheep"""
"When everyone is sharing the jokes of the day on Facebook but... You already reddit"
"My girlfriend says that small penis isn't that big of a problem But I still think that she shouldn't have one."
"My wife left me because I kept touching pasta inappropriately... Now I'm feeling cannelloni"
"Want to leave a lasting impression? Show up three hours late for a first date."
"DNA What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA? [Kicked out of the zoo.](/spoiler)"