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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals were eating a clown One looks at the other and says ""Hey does this taste funny to you?"""

"I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth."

"Glue a tiny mirror over your driver's license photo so when you hand it to the cops they get confused and start arresting themselves instead"

"What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks!"

"Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas"

"Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don't make a right. Tomorrow I'm going to try three."

"So which Gate works at the army? Col.Gate I'll leave now."

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."

"a cannibal's favorite drink What drink does a cannibal have after a long day? a handshake!"

"ME: *staring into my lover's eyes in the midst of a warm embrace* HER: What are you thinking? ME: *caressing her cheek* I forgot your name."