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Joke of the Day
"There are two varieties of hoe. One is a gardening tool. The other is a hardening tool."
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"I have a dog to make sure that the noises in the middle of the night are nothing serious and I have a cat to make those noises."
"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner? Lettuce, pray."
"The 2014 world limbo champion walks into a bar... and loses his title."
"What sound does a Baroque chicken make? Bach Bach Bach Bach"
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!"
"Sorry I wasn't ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found."
"I was wondering where the ball went then it hit me"
"Why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane"