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Joke of the Day

"What you should do if you have a rash Choose your doctor and medication carefully, you don't want to make any rash decisions."

"Damn boy, are you my yoga class? Because I want to get hot and sweaty with you in 37 different poses and then not be able to walk tomorrow."

"Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed"

"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window"

"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"

"Johnny shows his new watch to his girl friend. Johnny: My watch says you are not a virgin Girl: But I'm still a virgin Johnny: My watch is 20 minutes fast"

"Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza? Little Caeser's"

"I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday. The news came out of the purple."

"What do you call an Alaskan hooker? A frostitute."

"Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital? Because he was so full of himself."