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Joke of the Day
"I'm one of those people that tried this at home."
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"I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms"
"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."
"Judas: Still on for friday? ""Jesus: friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""
"Cameron Cameroff"
"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors"
"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? *sobbing* - You said you'd never forget."
"Dentist: Did you deliberately loosen this tooth? Me: Why would I do that? D: ok...[extracts tooth & hands me a lolly] Me: *winks at camera*"
"You know you have a struggle of being a Vietnamese When your first name is Dat, last name is Ho and the teachers call the whole thing out"
"Wife: You're so lucky, I'm like a trophy wife! Me: Wow, I'd hate to see what they gave to the second place guy."