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Joke of the Day

"I'm one of those people that tried this at home."

"There's something so sexy about a woman who has all the physical characteristics that I was conditioned by the media to find attractive."

"Father O'Flannagan and the Taxi Driver"

"I see your limerick... There once was a man from Wheeling Who pounded his pud with great feeling And then like a trout He'd stick his mouth out And wait for the drops from the ceiling"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I was wearing the wrong socks."

"Nothing enrages me more than a pop-up ad that MOVES SO YOU CAN'T CLICK THE X."

"I hate going left Because it's just not right."

"What do you call a grumpy girl's desk? A periodic table."

"It was a stormy night at work And thunder struck at the same time that the telephone rang. The Hash Slinging Slasher (this is no joke)"

"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."