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Joke of the Day
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. Should have cooked it on aloha teperature."
Next Joke
"What do you call one black person on the moon? A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon? *Problem Solved*"
"Dreamed I won the lottery last night - $35 on a scratch ticket. Clearly I have a rich fantasy life lately."
"I asked the grammar police about a crime in the capital... They told me that case was sensitive."
"I went to an erectile dysfunction meeting today. Nobody else came."
"If you're stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza."
"Why did D.R.E. call his headphones Beats? He named them after his favorite father-son activity."
"My neighbour came back home drunk and has been knocking at his door for over 3hours now. But he stays alone, should i go and tell him that he is not around?"
"What did the father lightning bolt do to his son when he miabehaved? He grounded him."
"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"