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Joke of the Day

"EXECUTIVE: Calling our store ""Bed & Bath"" isn't working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea..."

"I bought some new shoes today from my dealer. The only problem is I don't know what she laced them with, and have been tripping all day."

"How many fams does it take to get the sky lit? Just one sun"

"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."

"How can you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'"

"Makes eye contact with female. Medusa."

"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."

"Germany Cracks Down on Muslim Sex Attacks By Giving Girls No' Tattoos Other choices include ""No Anal"" ""No Creampies"" ""No Bukkake"""

"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."

"Ever hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."