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Joke of the Day
"What do you call rice on 2 legs? Pi Ok, I'm leaving now."
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"What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."
"I ate everything, including the H."
"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. ∞"
"Canadian whiskey is just whiskey that apologizes for your hangover in the morning"
"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"
"What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"
"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"Boss: ""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life""!! Me: ""Well It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011 Boss: ""Really""? Me: ""No"""