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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."

"Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit? He couldn't stop."

"Have you heard the joke about a rice cake who raped a bunch of tofu? I thought it was pretty tasteless."

"My boss asked if I had any special skills so I put my hand under my armpit to make fart sounds. We laughed and now I'm clearing out my desk"

"What can fly but can't be given? A fuck."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"Yo girl, I'm a meteorologist and... I predict around 8 inches tonight."

"What's worse than seeing a worm in an apple u just bit into? Holocaust"

"You know what makes me angry? Haemoglobin kettles. They really make my blood boil."

"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"