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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about a rice cake who raped a bunch of tofu? I thought it was pretty tasteless."

"Tramp! A trampoline used to be called a jumpoline before your mother jumped on it."

"You can't spell success without succ... But you'd probably get neither to be honest"

"DAD: I invented a diaper that's also a time machine! MOM: Where do the poops go DAD: dunno! [CUT TO: A BUNKER IN GERMANY, 1942] HITLER: omfg"

"I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America."

"I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat"

"Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !"

"It's all fun and games It's was all fun and games until Trump got elected. Now it's a riot!"

"do all girls make poopy? if they do, why do men get hard for them?"

"Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth."