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Joke of the Day

"My boss asked if I had any special skills so I put my hand under my armpit to make fart sounds. We laughed and now I'm clearing out my desk"

"Why was Slave Leia covered in cum and picking hair out of her mouth? She's into Chewkaki."

"What's the worst part of haveing a long dick nsfw You keep stepping on it when you tuck it in your shoe!"

"I think my wife is overdoing her lent observance. She won't even toss my salad."

"What do many Asian guys have that's hairy, got two balls, and is smaller than average? A penis."

"There are two kinds of people: Those who can count."

"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."

"What's the difference between a 10 year old and a stripper? .... you better fuqing know you sick fuck!"

"What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner? Cellfcentered"

"If you commit a crime be sure to wear running clothes, so if you need to flee the scene cops will just think ""Look at that healthy jogger"""