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Joke of the Day
"Yo girl, I'm a meteorologist and... I predict around 8 inches tonight."
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"<joke> ""Punchline"" is not an internal or external command. Attempting a continue... C:\Windows\System32\ taskkill /IM joke.exe </joke>"
"Now I'm not saying you're old... but if you were milk I'd smell you before pouring you on my cereal."
"Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool."
"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."
"Why did the cheese go to the museum? To get cultured"
"Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field... She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications."
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *thwack* fuck... A skydiver goes FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *THWACK*"
"What do you call a drug dealer in a strip club A hardened criminal"