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Joke of the Day

"If women ruled the World, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other."

"Congratulations on your gold medal in the conclusion jump."

"Vanilla Ice: if there was a problem, yo I'll solve it... [Guy from back of concert]: why did my dad leave?"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"

"Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac? Because none of their plans are ill-conceived."

"This list is unbelievable! Number 3 is just SHOCKING; Wait till you see what number 2 is and what tops this list is just amazing! Unbelievable List: 1. Amazing 2. 3. Static electricity"

"Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation."

"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"

"To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential."

"How is eating pussy and being in the Mafia similar? One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit!!"