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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"
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"Damn girl are you a Reddit trend? Because I just want to fit in.."
"I played tennis with a eunuch once... No competition, the balls were in my court."
"So, two elephants are in a bathtub, when one of them says, ""pass the soap"", and the other one says, ""No soap: Radio!"""
"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."
"I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time."
"Picking up a tiny piece of paper off the carpet would probably only take me one second... But for some reason I'd rather vacuum over it 100 times, at different angles..."
"What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross? ""Me! That hurts!"""
"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"
"I put as much effort into life... As the guy who named the sleeping bag"