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Joke of the Day

"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don't change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are."

"Mommy mommy what happened to all your scabs ...[NSFL] Shut up and eat your corn flakes!"

"True story I was listing all the TV shows I like to a friend. When I got to ""Psych"", he thought I was just kidding about all the previous shows."

"What's a golf club's favorite type of music? Swing!"

"Past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense"

"How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns."

"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"

"What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars? Ones green and the other is black"

"{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? ""Yes.."" YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*"

"What's the definition of eternity 4 blondes at a 4 way stop"