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Joke of the Day
"If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae"
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"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"
"What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown? Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels."
"Two Flies Two flies were sitting on a turd. One of the flies farts. The other fly looks at him and says, ""Hey! Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here."""
"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't.... the steaks were too high."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and black"
"[hands over brown bag with 10,000 ransom] ""Now give me my wife."" ""This is short by 2.39"" [hides Mcflurry] ""it's all I got."""
"Please sign my petition to make Matthew McConaughey the voice for Siri."
"What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper? An Imperial Walker"
"Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him"