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Joke of the Day
"I bet a lesbian geneticist would do a lot of lab work for a clone dike bar."
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"When fish play football who is the captain ? The team's kipper !"
"For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp."
"[WOLF CUB] Dad, why do we howl at the moon? [WOLF DAD] Well son, the moon is made of cheese and that's rad as hell"
"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"
"Velcro... What a ripoff!"
"Marriage is like having your favorite meal every day... At first, it's great! But after a week, you're thinking, ""Eh, I kinda feel like having Asian tonight."""
"A polio survivor walks into a bar...... Wait I fucked it up."
"If there isn't a Chinese millionaire called 'Cha Ching' I will be so disappointed."
"Respectful Yo Mama Jokes"