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Joke of the Day
"Holmes: ""I say, old bean, is that mud on your boots?"" Watson: ""No, shit, Sherlock"""
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"Two women are sitting together quietly . . ."
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"Whats the difference between pork and beef? Once fucking someone and the other one if fucking someone over"
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"After the Titanic sank, rich people got their revenge by spending the last hundred years melting all the icebergs."
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