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Joke of the Day
"He's 52, from now on let's just call him John Depp."
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"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"I know karate and tons of other words."
"Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches."
"A dude goes to the doctor , the doctor says ""sir you have to stop masturbaiting "" the patient asks why? The doctor goes ""cause i'm trying to examine you"""
"What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener? One of them has to water their vegetables"
"""STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"", I yell to my 5 year old."
"I'm not saying the Internet at this hotel is slow but if you're reading this tweet, it's likely 2016."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? She didn't know either"
"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"