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Joke of the Day

"What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!"

"What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !"

"I was walking through a cemetery, and I saw a guy crouched behind a gravestone, so I said ""morning"", to which he replied ""no just taking a shit""."

"Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around They really push the envelope."

"I just realized why my wife never posts on Reddit. She always has to have the last word."

"HER: Can I give you my new number? ME: *Eye roll* I REALLY doubt you came up with a number I don't already know."

"So I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live yesterday.... Sadly he spends all his time on the dashboard"

"Why are dogs always SENSITIVE? ------------ Because they have tears in their eyes"

"My mom keeps asking questions like 'When you gonna be famous?' I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'"

"Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them? To a remote island..."