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Joke of the Day
"What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!"
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"Fuck holes in my cheese. It's just wasted space where more cheese could be."
"The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils."
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"My wife says brushing my teeth when sitting on the toilet is disgusting but honestly this toilet brush is almost brand new"
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"What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral."
"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."
"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher? He had to work it out with a pencil."
"I've got an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one."