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Joke of the Day

"*Gets arrested for making prank phone calls [At Police Station] ""You can make one phone call"" *Dials random # ""Is your fridge running?"""

"So a kid starts cussing in Social Studies class Another kid hears it and tells the teacher. Teacher confronts kid, saying ""Tom says you were swearing.."" Kid replies, ""That's fucking bullshit!"""

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear."

"I'm surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y'all."

"[inventing dialup internet] What should it sound like when it's connecting? [guy in the back stands up confidently] Pterodactyls"

"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"

"Dirty Joke My sex life with my wife has started degrading. Guess it's time to Bury her corpse"

"Why does Santa come only once a year? (Its not the chimney one) Because it's all his sack can handle"

"Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber."

"What's another word for a penis potato? A dictator"