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Joke of the Day

"*Gets arrested for making prank phone calls [At Police Station] ""You can make one phone call"" *Dials random # ""Is your fridge running?"""

"In a lesbian relationship... Is their house just a huge kitchen?"

"A John gets crabs from a 10$ hooker... he goes back to complain, and the hooker tells him ""what did you expect for 10$, lobster?"""

"i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was ""cool. that bird makes more money than me"""

"Americans are getting stronger. Fifty years ago, it took two people to carry twenty dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."

"Joke It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."

"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."

"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.*"