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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a collection of memes? A memeoir."

"What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish? Use your test tickles"

"How do you write the sound made by a pot or pan bouncing down the stairs? ... ... ... ... ~~~"

"What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life"

"Did you hear about the resourceful proctologist? He always used two fingers, in case his patients wanted a second opinion."

"What do you call a midget with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Stop telling men beards alone will make women love them when everyone knows they need to play the guitar too."

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"

"What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cumulative exams."

"I need to get one of those gadgets for my camera so I can take pictures of myself. I think it's called a narciss-stick."