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Joke of the Day
"I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication."
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"You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors. When I was a kid Cheerios had one flavor, and that flavor was paper."
"Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"I've heard that students in Death Valley get terrible grades. They never get above C level."
"let's get married but instead of kids we have nachos"
"Sorry, I'm in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way."
"Armadillos are quite expensive. They usually cost an arm and a leg."
"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."
"Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium."
"Saw this one in my maths class Student: Sir I'm cold! Teacher: Go and stand in the corner then. Student: Why would I do that? Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there."