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Joke of the Day
"I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication."
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"Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!"
"Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini."
"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."
"For me sex is like a game Single player"
"How do you know that the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth"
"Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas."
"Happy Fourh of July ""Hey England, Happy Fourh of July."" ""Where's the T?"" ""We threw it in the harbor."" Merica."
"I don't go to the circus. Not because I'm scared of clowns, but because I'm scared of people who go to the circus."
"What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl? The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back"