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Joke of the Day
"OMG IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!! ~ My dog every time I use a broom"
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"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk."
"What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said. KoALLAH AKBAR."
"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""
"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."
"My Dad wrote an ok joke Dad: You know Trump just wants to be a penis potato. Me: ...What? Dad: He wants to be a Dick-tator"
"What do you call an entrance to a brothel? Hodor."
"When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head."
"If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking parasites, then politics must mean..."