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Joke of the Day
"There we were, two men against an army... Boy, did we beat the hell out of those two guys."
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"What did the woman do that found gold in her vagina? She mined her own business."
"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"
"What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo? A leaf. The rope catches the emo."
"My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers. It gets her Snickers in a Twix."
"Here I sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance, tried to fart and shat my pants. My dad called that one The Standard"
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small."
"What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Hey, we should get together and square dance!"
"I found this joke on the news when I went to America... His name is Donald Trump."
"How do you know when a woman is pregnant? She switches from Ragu to Prego."