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Joke of the Day

"Would you like some headphones? The air hostess said to me, 'Of course I would! Oh and how did you know my name was Phones?'"

"Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now."

"What's the difference between a cook and a homo? Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's."

"You can't trust atoms.. ..They make up everything."

"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."

"What does a rock do all day? Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)"

"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"

"An insanely hot girl sat across me in the train this morning and our eyes met. I thought I'd have a raging boner. But then she had one first."

"My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him."

"Racist Jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."