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Joke of the Day

"My son told me all females have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to Walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."

"your Lonely Score is the maximum number of forks a takeout place has given you for your single person food order. my score is 4"

"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither can finish a race."

"Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling everyone it was an intervention"

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night...he hypnotized 7 guys...then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled*F@CK ME*...what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life..."

"""Scientists discover female insect that has a penis"". Bet it originates from Thailand."

"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"

"I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!"

"Your computer science teaching momma is so fat... ... she can flatten a binary tree in O(1)."

"My first post in this sub. Here goes nothing..."