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Joke of the Day

"My son told me all females have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to Walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."

"What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !"

"What do you call a 15 year old Korean prostitute Sum-yung ho"

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"

"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Wife."

"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."

"I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend my old ones were pretty run down"

"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."

"LPT: To baby-proof your home: put your front doorknob like 4 feet off the ground so the babies can't reach it. Then those fuckers won't get in!"

"A rope walks into a bar And sees someone sitting at the bar reposting this joke. The rope hangs the reposter."