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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing you can come across while browsing the Internet? Your keyboard."

"Sitting across from a table of cops at a restaurant and convinced im going to get arrested for how gross I look eating this chicken wrap"

"The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low."

"Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies? I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest."

"I don't pay my taxes... Because I'm smart."

"I asked God whether or not to open a brothel He replied ""build it and they will come""."

"Horse walks into a bar... ..Barman: ""Why the long face?"""

"What do Grateful Dead fans say when they run out if weed? Who's playing this Shit?"

"Browsing this sub is like mining in a cave Full of bat shit and I mostly get the same things over again, but it's worth the occasional gold I find."

"What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration."