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Joke of the Day

"Sitting across from a table of cops at a restaurant and convinced im going to get arrested for how gross I look eating this chicken wrap"

"Yo mama so fat She couldn't fit in this joke."

"Whats long and black? The unemployment line"

"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There was 20 of them"

"Found The Best 2014 Prank Site Check out this website seriously one of the best websites 2014 filled with all sorts of vines, gags, hidden camera, and pranks for ages...http://superpranktube.com"

"Everyone is furious about Trump's greatest crime: Beating a woman"

"Sometimes when I look into the sky I get overwhelmed with emotion and eat the nearest entire tree and everything living in that tree"

"I heard Iran is supposed to do well at the olympics this year They're the bomb"

"Don't trust Bernie Sanders... A Jew wanting to break up the banks doesn't make sense *not meant in any way that would be seen as prejudice *obligatory post trigger warning"

"My german shepard doesn't like dog food, so we have that in common."