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Joke of the Day
"Horse walks into a bar... ..Barman: ""Why the long face?"""
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"How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish? You give her a test tickle."
"I want to make an alligator joke... But I'm afraid I'll get carried away."
"________________________ With all the bad puns going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."
"Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight. He said ""I don't tend to read into things"""
"Why should't old people eat healthy? They need all the preservatives they can get."
"My husband is so weird He always listens to me for an hour and a half, but then he turns off the tv, and leaves, telling me the match ended."
"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."
"How long does it take for a white women to take a shit? 9 months"