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Joke of the Day

"Why do Japanese people squint? Nuclear explosions are bright"

"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"

"Facebook Friend: I woke up at 3:30am so I could sneak in a 8 mile run. Me: I skipped showering so I could sleep an extra 15 minutes."

"The Rainforest Cafe isn't realistic enough for me. Part of the restaurant should burn down by the time you finish your meal."

"I'm glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we'd constantly be walking into each other."

"Some bloke on FB called me a clown. Now I've got to go hide under his bed with a knife cause that's what clowns do."

"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."

"Why can't a bicycle stand alone? It's two tired."

"Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe"

"What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? Ruff"