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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a bicycle stand alone? It's two tired."

"Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck? Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck."

"Words (short and lame) Prepositions are words to not end sentences with."

"A nose walks into a bar The bartender said ""I can't serve you, you are already off your face"

"Fun with wife A man has fun with his wife......."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a-salted."

"I'd make a political joke... But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went."

"Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside. It seems to help"

"I didn't want the cop to see that my car's registration tags weren't current but apparently swerving erratically got his attention too"

"OC why do doctors check their patients reflexes? Because they get a kick out of it"