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Joke of the Day
"What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of? Denim, denim, denim."
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"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""
"Don't you hate it when people ask for upvotes? Upvote if you agree."
"The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure."
"What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines? an airbroosh"
"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"
"Why do pills bottles have cotton in them? So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs."
"My GF can't stand that I'm a model Prisoner"
"Why do Chicken Coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they would be a chicken sedan. *slaps knee*"
"Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q"